Posted 22 hours ago
awwww-cute:

because OH MY GOD IT MOVED

awwww-cute:

because OH MY GOD IT MOVED

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago
  1. Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  2. Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  3. Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  4. Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  5. Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  6. Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  7. Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  8. Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
queerkids:

Where are the penises???

Lol it’s the same guy

queerkids:

Where are the penises???

Lol it’s the same guy

(Source: homo-sapiens-frisiagensis)

Posted 1 day ago

fraternityrow:

take notes. there’s going to be a quiz :)

(Source: storjocke)

Posted 1 day ago

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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(Source: anselelgortsbf)